Git Yer Spurs Ready — The April 5 Dogs Creek Howler Has Risen!

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Howdy there, you fine 5 Dogs Creek folks!

Word just came gallopin’ down the trail, kickin’ up dust and spookin’ every jackrabbit from here to Bakersfield — the April Edition of the 5 Dogs Creek Howler has officially rolled into town!

This month’s issue is chock‑full of:

  • Mayor Beals’ latest historical hot iron, laid out fresh from the forge
  • Sheriff Lap Dog’s Log, includin’ match updates, hour changes, and more reasons not to be late
  • April match schedules, bonus shoots, and a reminder that Easter Sunday the range is tighter than a tick on a hound
  • A grass‑growing saga, lawnmowers on standby, and a work party comin’ up
  • A rip‑roarin’ tale of Cattle Kate courtesy of Utah Blaine
  • Clean shooters, announcements, and the usual tomfoolery you know and love

So polish your boots, check your ammo, and pour yourself a strong cup o’ cowboy coffee —
your April Howler is ready for readin’, hootin’, and hollerin’!

2026 APRIL HOWLER

Keep your powder dry, and your eyes on the sights,
W.T.F Bottles

5 Dogs Creek Match Scores Recap (Feb 28 & March 1st 2026)

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What a fine weekend we just had out at 5 Dogs Creek — near ’bout perfect weather, the kind that makes a cowboy forget his chores and reach straight for his shootin’ irons. A big ol’ thank‑ya to everyone who saddled up and came out to send some lead downrange. And tip your hats, folks — Fordyce Beals deserves a hearty round of applause for dreamin’ up those mighty fine stages. Scores are hitched to this message for your inspectin’.

Saturday 2/28/2026

Sunday 3/1/2026

Now don’t go hangin’ up your spurs just yet. Next Saturday, March 7th, 5 Dogs Creek will be hostin’ another Bonus Monthly Match. We’ll be runnin’ on winter hours, which means:

  • Registration opens at 9:30 AM
  • Shooter’s meeting at 10:00 AM sharp

After that, we’ll let the smoke roll.

Looking forward to seein’ y’all back on the firing line.

Hear Ye! The March Howler Is A‑Howlin’ Again! – March Edition

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Howdy there, 5 Dogs Creek Posse!

Kick off yer boots, and gather ‘round —
because the March Edition of the 5 Dogs Creek Howler has come thunderin’ into town faster than a jackrabbit on a junebug.

This month’s Howler is packed fuller than a stagecoach trunk, includin’:

  •  Match updates from Sheriff Lap Dog (confusion included at no extra charge!)
  •  The Mayor’s Anvil, where Mayor Fordyce Beals dishes out frontier knowledge hotter than a fresh‑forged horseshoe
  •  Upcoming matches, winter hours, potlucks & all the goin’-ons around our dusty little settlement
  •  History spotlights, including a rootin’-tootin’ feature on none other than Annie Oakley
  •  New unloading tables on every bay — come admire ‘em in all of their spacious glory.
  •  Clean shooters, bonus match notes, range wrangler updates, and more frontier fun

So hitch up your wagon and mosey on over to read the full issue.
You’re sure to learn somethin’, laugh at somethin’, and maybe even wonder how we keep this place runnin’.

 Your March Howler awaits — grab it before the coyotes do!
2026 MARCH HOWLER

Whiskey T.F Bottles – Telegraph Operator
Where the dust is flyin’, the iron is ringin’, and the stories get taller every month

Saturday’s Bonus Match Results

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Howdy folks!

A big ol’ thank ya kindly to all you brave cowpokes who saddled up and rode on out for the February 7th 5 Dogs Creek Bonus Match. The weather was prettier than a fresh‑polished six‑shooter, and ol’ Bull McFearson once again cooked up five rootin’, tootin’, mind‑twistin’ stages to test our grit, gumption, and general good sense.

Now listen up, partners—our next 5 Dogs Creek match is fixin’ to take place on Saturday, February 28th, and Sunday, March 1st.

Saturday Match

  • Winter hours still in effect
  • Office swings open at 9:30am
  • Shooter’s meetin’ at 10:00am
  • Lead starts flyin’ mighty soon thereafter

Sunday Match

  • Office creaks open at 8:00am
  • Match kicks off at 9:00am sharp

We sure hope to clap eyes on y’all out on the range again—it’s your ridin’, wranglin’, and trigger‑pullin’ that keeps this club alive and the Spirit of the Old West kickin’ like a stubborn mule.

And now, without any more jawin’, here are the results from Saturday’s showdown…

5 Dogs Creek Weekend Results & A Bonus Match Ridin’ Your Way

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Howdy there, folks!

Pull up a chair, tip back your hat, and pour yourself a glass of that sweet brown water, ’cause the results from this past weekend’s 5 Dogs Creek shindigs are now posted and ready for your viewing pleasure. Whether you shot fast, shot clean, or just shot somewhere in the general direction of the targets, we sure appreciate every one of you saddle-worn cowpokes for ridin’ out and joinin’ in on the fun.

A mighty big thank‑ya goes out to the ever‑devious, always‑creative Bull McFearson for dreamin’ up scenarios that kept us on our toes, our holsters warm, and our brains wonderin’ what in tarnation he’d come up with next. Fine work as always, Bull — you keep the West wild.

Now listen up, ’cause this here’s important:
We’re addin’ a bonus match next Saturday, February 7th! That’s right — an extra chance to sling some lead, show off your skills, and maybe even redeem yourself if this weekend’s targets were feelin’ a little too slippery.

We’ll be followin’ our winter hours:

  • Office opens: 9:30 AM
  • Shooter’s meeting: 10:00 AM sharp
  • Lead flies: Shortly after we finish jawin’ at the meeting

So clean them irons, oil up that leather, and get ready for another fine day at 5 Dogs Creek.

Lookin’ forward to seein’ y’all on the firing line!

Happy trails,
Whiskey T.F. Bottles –  5 Dogs Creek Telegraph Operator

Saddle Up, Pardners—the February Howler Has Arrived!

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Howdy 5 Dogs Creek Posse,

Grab your hats, hitch your horses, and pour a cup o’ cowboy coffee—
’cause the February 2026 Howler just rolled into town like a stagecoach on two wheels!

This month’s issue is packed tighter than a gambler’s vest pocket:

The Mayor’s Anvil — Mayor Fordyce Beals is hammerin’ out wisdom hotter than a blacksmith’s forge, this time tellin’ tales of the Gatling gun and the curious ways “good ideas” can blow up like a misfired shotgun shell.

⭐ Sheriff’s Log — Sheriff Lap Dog has the full rundown from the January goings‑on, rain delays, clean shooters, Wild Bunch fun, and a reminder that the February match is Jan 31 – Feb 1, with Winter Hours in effect. (Because Mother Nature is a fickle ol’ gal.)

Extra Shootin’! Don’t forget we’re also shootin’ again Feb. 7—one week early so we don’t get caught in a Valentine’s Day ambush.

Campfire Potluck — Friday appetizers & Saturday grub. Bring food, friends, and your very best tall tales.

History Corner — Wanderin’ with Utah Blaine brings us the wild, tangled, pistol‑packin’ saga of Belle Starr, the Bandit Queen herself.

Territorial Governor’s Notes and Range Wranglers’ Notes — More wisdom on the way, so keep your eyes peeled like a lookout at high noon.

Load up on all this and more in the latest February 2026 Howler—
where the stories are tall, the guns are loud, and the coffee is questionable but strong.

Download The 2026 FEBRUARY HOWLER

See y’all on the range

The January Howler is here!

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From the Mayor’s tale of the mighty clipper David Crockett to Sheriff Lap Dog’s frosty shootouts, and Utah Blaine’s story of “Stagecoach Mary,” this issue is packed with frontier spirit.

Friday night appetizers
Saturday potluck
Weekend matches

Winter hours in effect – saddle up at 9:30 Saturdays!

Read the full Howler and join the posse at 5 Dogs Creek. #OldWest #CowboyAction #5DogsCreek

2026-JANUARY HOWLER

Well Folks, That’s another one in the books at 5 Dogs Creek!

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Howdy, pards! This past weekend sure was a rootin’-tootin’ good time out on the range. Saturday and Sunday saw some mighty fine shootin’, some quick-fun stages’, and a whole lotta grinnin’—even with that cold wind nippin’ at our spurs! Y’all braved the chill like true cowpokes, and we tip our hats to every single one of ya for ridin’ out and makin’ it a weekend to remember.

As the dust settles and the echoes of gunfire fade into the hills, we just wanna holler a big ol’ THANK YOU for saddlin’ up with us. Now, as the holiday season moseys on in, we’re wishin’ each and every one of ya a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays—may your coffee be strong, your boots be warm, and your spirits be high.

We’ll be hitchin’ up for more fun and excitement next year, so keep your powder dry and your calendars marked. Until then, ride safe, stay warm, and remember: at 5 Dogs Creek, the adventure’s always just over the next ridge.

See ya in 2026, pardners! Yeehaw!

Please Find Scores Below:

Sundays Clean Shooter Picture

Saddle Up for December at 5 Dogs Creek!

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Howdy, partners!
The December edition of The Howler is hot off the press, and it’s packed with news straight from the frontier. From the Mayor’s tale of the telegraph that tamed the Wild West to the Sheriff’s roundup of November’s She-Bang success, we’ve got stories that’ll make you tip your hat.

Mark your calendars:

  • December Match – Dec 6–7
  • Winter Hours – Saturdays open at 9:30 AM, shooting starts at 10:15
  • Friday Night Fun – Hot dogs and appetizers by the campfire on Jan 2

Grab your gear, keep your powder dry, and join us for some rootin’-tootin’ cowboy action!
Read the full Howler here:

https://5dogscreek.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/2025-DECEMBER-HOWLER.pdf