By Order of the Territory: The July Howler Has Arrived in a Thunder of Hooves!

Citizens, Gunslingers, and All Who Dare Tread the Dusty Trails of 5 Dogs Creek—

Sound the alarm bells, rattle the spurs, and clear the streets… for the July 2026 Edition of The 5 Dogs Creek Howler has come roaring into town like a runaway stagecoach with the devil at the reins!

From the first crack of dawn to the last ember in the firepit, this month’s Howler is a full-blown frontier spectacle—packed tighter than a saddlebag stuffed with gold dust and tall tales.

Within its pages, you’ll witness:

  • The Mayor himself forging knowledge hotter than molten iron—revealing the ancient, glitterin’ secrets of California’s legendary golden trout
  • The Sheriff’s Log, where brave souls faced down targets so small they might as well’ve been fleas on a jackrabbit—and lived to gripe about it
  • The official call to arms for July’s Independence Day shoot, where steel sings, lead flies, and only the bold leave smilin’
  • A spine-tinglin’ yarn of one of the West’s most fearsome firebrands—a woman whose reputation could empty a saloon faster than a rattlesnake in a boot

There’s also word from Town Council, upcoming matches, and enough campfire camaraderie to warm even the coldest outlaw heart.

So don’t sit there like a tenderfoot waitin’ for the train—
Grab the July Howler now and drink it in like a long pull of frontier whiskey.

Because in these parts, news don’t just travel…
It HOWLS.

Yours in grit, glory, and gunpowder,

Whiskey T.F. Bottles

Hear Ye, Hear Ye, All Citizens of 5 Dogs Creek! – June 2026 5 Dogs Creek Howler

Saddle up and dust off those boots, because the June 2026 edition of The Howler has just thundered into town like a runaway stagecoach!

This month’s 5 Dogs Creek Howler is packed fuller than a chuckwagon at suppertime:

  • Sheriff Lap Dog’s latest logbook recounts tales of daring shooters, lively May matches, and a June showdown you won’t want to miss—complete with possible rifle and pistol challenges!
  • Mark your calendars, partners: the June match rides in June 6–7, with shootin’, campin’, and potluck vittles galore.
  • A mighty big celebration is brewin’—Dave & Frankie Olds’ 60th anniversary on June 20! Expect fine company, cowboy attire, and even a taco wagon rollin’ through town.
  • Wander the frontier with Utah Blaine and learn the legend of Lottie Deno, a cardsharp as sharp as any six-shooter.
  • And from the Mayor’s forge comes a tale hotter than the blacksmith’s anvil—exploring ancient Clovis folks and their mighty fine pointy craftsmanship.

There’s news, history, birthdays, photos, and enough frontier spirit to keep your spurs jinglin’ all month long.

So hitch your horse, grab your copy, and give it a read—
’cause in 5 Dogs Creek, the only thing faster than gossip… is The Howler.

Don’t just hear about it—come live it at the range!

2026 JUNE HOWLER

BREAKING TRAIL NEWS – The May 2026 5 Dogs Creek Howler Is HERE!

Sound the dinner triangle and release the carrier pigeons—the May 2026 Howler has officially rolled into town!

This month’s issue contains:

  • Important stuff
  • Semi‑important stuff
  • And at least one thing that made somebody say, “Well… that happened.”

From shootin’ schedules and bonus matches to Mayor‑approved wisdom and Sheriff‑certified storytelling, this Howler is packed fuller than a chuck wagon after payday.

Click it. Read it. Howl about it. 2026 MAY HOWLER
(And if you don’t, we’ll assume you’re still stuck behind that barbed wire.)

Git Yer Spurs Ready — The April 5 Dogs Creek Howler Has Risen!

Howdy there, you fine 5 Dogs Creek folks!

Word just came gallopin’ down the trail, kickin’ up dust and spookin’ every jackrabbit from here to Bakersfield — the April Edition of the 5 Dogs Creek Howler has officially rolled into town!

This month’s issue is chock‑full of:

  • Mayor Beals’ latest historical hot iron, laid out fresh from the forge
  • Sheriff Lap Dog’s Log, includin’ match updates, hour changes, and more reasons not to be late
  • April match schedules, bonus shoots, and a reminder that Easter Sunday the range is tighter than a tick on a hound
  • A grass‑growing saga, lawnmowers on standby, and a work party comin’ up
  • A rip‑roarin’ tale of Cattle Kate courtesy of Utah Blaine
  • Clean shooters, announcements, and the usual tomfoolery you know and love

So polish your boots, check your ammo, and pour yourself a strong cup o’ cowboy coffee —
your April Howler is ready for readin’, hootin’, and hollerin’!

2026 APRIL HOWLER

Keep your powder dry, and your eyes on the sights,
W.T.F Bottles

Hear Ye! The March Howler Is A‑Howlin’ Again! – March Edition

Howdy there, 5 Dogs Creek Posse!

Kick off yer boots, and gather ‘round —
because the March Edition of the 5 Dogs Creek Howler has come thunderin’ into town faster than a jackrabbit on a junebug.

This month’s Howler is packed fuller than a stagecoach trunk, includin’:

  •  Match updates from Sheriff Lap Dog (confusion included at no extra charge!)
  •  The Mayor’s Anvil, where Mayor Fordyce Beals dishes out frontier knowledge hotter than a fresh‑forged horseshoe
  •  Upcoming matches, winter hours, potlucks & all the goin’-ons around our dusty little settlement
  •  History spotlights, including a rootin’-tootin’ feature on none other than Annie Oakley
  •  New unloading tables on every bay — come admire ‘em in all of their spacious glory.
  •  Clean shooters, bonus match notes, range wrangler updates, and more frontier fun

So hitch up your wagon and mosey on over to read the full issue.
You’re sure to learn somethin’, laugh at somethin’, and maybe even wonder how we keep this place runnin’.

 Your March Howler awaits — grab it before the coyotes do!
2026 MARCH HOWLER

Whiskey T.F Bottles – Telegraph Operator
Where the dust is flyin’, the iron is ringin’, and the stories get taller every month

Saddle Up, Pardners—the February Howler Has Arrived!

Howdy 5 Dogs Creek Posse,

Grab your hats, hitch your horses, and pour a cup o’ cowboy coffee—
’cause the February 2026 Howler just rolled into town like a stagecoach on two wheels!

This month’s issue is packed tighter than a gambler’s vest pocket:

The Mayor’s Anvil — Mayor Fordyce Beals is hammerin’ out wisdom hotter than a blacksmith’s forge, this time tellin’ tales of the Gatling gun and the curious ways “good ideas” can blow up like a misfired shotgun shell.

Sheriff’s Log — Sheriff Lap Dog has the full rundown from the January goings‑on, rain delays, clean shooters, Wild Bunch fun, and a reminder that the February match is Jan 31 – Feb 1, with Winter Hours in effect. (Because Mother Nature is a fickle ol’ gal.)

Extra Shootin’! Don’t forget we’re also shootin’ again Feb. 7—one week early so we don’t get caught in a Valentine’s Day ambush.

Campfire Potluck — Friday appetizers & Saturday grub. Bring food, friends, and your very best tall tales.

History Corner — Wanderin’ with Utah Blaine brings us the wild, tangled, pistol‑packin’ saga of Belle Starr, the Bandit Queen herself.

Territorial Governor’s Notes and Range Wranglers’ Notes — More wisdom on the way, so keep your eyes peeled like a lookout at high noon.

Load up on all this and more in the latest February 2026 Howler
where the stories are tall, the guns are loud, and the coffee is questionable but strong.

Download The 2026 FEBRUARY HOWLER

See y’all on the range

The January Howler is here!

From the Mayor’s tale of the mighty clipper David Crockett to Sheriff Lap Dog’s frosty shootouts, and Utah Blaine’s story of “Stagecoach Mary,” this issue is packed with frontier spirit.

Friday night appetizers
Saturday potluck
Weekend matches

Winter hours in effect – saddle up at 9:30 Saturdays!

Read the full Howler and join the posse at 5 Dogs Creek. #OldWest #CowboyAction #5DogsCreek

2026-JANUARY HOWLER

Saddle Up for December at 5 Dogs Creek!

Howdy, partners!
The December edition of The Howler is hot off the press, and it’s packed with news straight from the frontier. From the Mayor’s tale of the telegraph that tamed the Wild West to the Sheriff’s roundup of November’s She-Bang success, we’ve got stories that’ll make you tip your hat.

Mark your calendars:

  • December Match – Dec 6–7
  • Winter Hours – Saturdays open at 9:30 AM, shooting starts at 10:15
  • Friday Night Fun – Hot dogs and appetizers by the campfire on Jan 2

Grab your gear, keep your powder dry, and join us for some rootin’-tootin’ cowboy action!
Read the full Howler here:

https://5dogscreek.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/2025-DECEMBER-HOWLER.pdf

🐾 The Howler at 5 Dogs Creek – November 2025 Edition 🐾

Saddle Up, Pardners – It’s She-Bang Season!

📣 Hear ye, hear ye! The November winds are blowin’ in a whole heap of excitement at 5 Dogs Creek, and the latest edition of The Howler is hotter than a branding iron on a summer day!

🌵 Featured in this issue:

  • The 18th Annual She-Bang Charity Match – Hosted by the ladies of 5 Dogs Creek, this two-day shootin’ extravaganza (Nov 1–2) is packed with stages, raffles, Dog-Nabbits, and a whole lotta heart. All proceeds go to the Ronald McDonald House in Bakersfield.
  • 🍔 Friday Night Hot Dog Feed & Saturday Potluck – Bring an appetizer Friday and your best “Fast Food” themed dish Saturday night. Plates and utensils provided – just bring your appetite!
  • 🤠 Cowboy Swap Meet – Buy, sell, trade, or barter your cowboy gear all weekend long.
  • 🏕️ Free Camping on the Range – Friday through Monday. No pre-registration, just good ol’ fashioned hospitality.

 

📰 Also in this issue:

  • Mayor Fordyce Beals shares tips on shotgun shell crimping in “The Mayor’s Anvil.”
  • Sheriff Lap Dog’s roundup of October’s Gunfighter Throwdown and a look ahead to December’s holiday match.
  • A Wild West tale of Laura Bullion, the “Thorny Rose of the Wild Bunch.”
  • SASS Shooter’s Handbook highlights and safety updates.

📍 Location: 5 Dogs Creek, Bakersfield, CA
📬 Contact Info & Council Roster: From the Mayor to the Telegraph Operator, all your town leaders are listed in this issue.

Download Below-

2025 NOVEMBER HOWLER