Howdy there, you fine 5 Dogs Creek folks!
Word just came gallopin’ down the trail, kickin’ up dust and spookin’ every jackrabbit from here to Bakersfield — the April Edition of the 5 Dogs Creek Howler has officially rolled into town!
This month’s issue is chock‑full of:
- Mayor Beals’ latest historical hot iron, laid out fresh from the forge
- Sheriff Lap Dog’s Log, includin’ match updates, hour changes, and more reasons not to be late
- April match schedules, bonus shoots, and a reminder that Easter Sunday the range is tighter than a tick on a hound
- A grass‑growing saga, lawnmowers on standby, and a work party comin’ up
- A rip‑roarin’ tale of Cattle Kate courtesy of Utah Blaine
- Clean shooters, announcements, and the usual tomfoolery you know and love
So polish your boots, check your ammo, and pour yourself a strong cup o’ cowboy coffee —
your April Howler is ready for readin’, hootin’, and hollerin’!
Keep your powder dry, and your eyes on the sights,
W.T.F Bottles