Git Yer Spurs Ready — The April 5 Dogs Creek Howler Has Risen!

Howdy there, you fine 5 Dogs Creek folks!

Word just came gallopin’ down the trail, kickin’ up dust and spookin’ every jackrabbit from here to Bakersfield — the April Edition of the 5 Dogs Creek Howler has officially rolled into town!

This month’s issue is chock‑full of:

  • Mayor Beals’ latest historical hot iron, laid out fresh from the forge
  • Sheriff Lap Dog’s Log, includin’ match updates, hour changes, and more reasons not to be late
  • April match schedules, bonus shoots, and a reminder that Easter Sunday the range is tighter than a tick on a hound
  • A grass‑growing saga, lawnmowers on standby, and a work party comin’ up
  • A rip‑roarin’ tale of Cattle Kate courtesy of Utah Blaine
  • Clean shooters, announcements, and the usual tomfoolery you know and love

So polish your boots, check your ammo, and pour yourself a strong cup o’ cowboy coffee —
your April Howler is ready for readin’, hootin’, and hollerin’!

2026 APRIL HOWLER

Keep your powder dry, and your eyes on the sights,
W.T.F Bottles

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